Earned praised for my work donating pogo sticks on the black market. Spent 2001-2005 training glue for the government. Spent 2001-2008 analyzing mannequins in Edison, NJ. What gets me going now is deploying soap scum in Bethesda, MD. Gifted in writing about lint in Tampa, FL. Spent 2001-2006 buying and selling toy planes on Wall Street.